@xeras @forever@fedi.nullob.si uninstall it and replace it with Toybox/Gender

When is the Queen’s Jubilee thing? Google tells me the 6th of February but I keep seeing all kinds of queenly things all over, am I lost? I don’t feel British enough

@ember I love how it is just putting *all the flavours* in a handheld parcel

burritos are the most convenient food 🌯

RRRRRrrrrrrrr

Why did we switch to paper straws and not… cookie straws? 🍪

@Snuggle@jigglypuff.club puff

@Snuggle@jigglypuff.club puff

@Snuggle@jigglypuff.club puff

@Snuggle@jigglypuff.club puff

@Snuggle@jigglypuff.club hello

Ok she’s coming back I gotta go. Love you lots!! Be kind to yourself!!!!!

@forever@fedi.nullob.si genuine q, what’s the game dev scene like? Mastodon is very big and confusing and I have a tiny smooth lil brain. It’s like a marble

@thatonecalculator@stop.voring.me I don’t miss my keys. I keep em in a bowl :)

Evie loses everything tho, I always have to find stuff for her. She’d lose her glasses when they’re on her face ;P dork

@forever@fedi.nullob.si hmmmmm.. touché

@forever@fedi.nullob.si dear internet stranger who evie probably knows idk:

NO >:(((

(She’s trying to make me get a mastodon ;-;)

I have a really really awesome and hot girlfriend who’s super cute and deserves lots of love and attention

also I’m really smart and very hot and deserve lots of love and praise and I want to talk to people but I get anxious and claim I’m being “mysterious” when I’m really just being antisocial. Please start a conversation with me if you’d like!!

(I love you, Evie. Bet you regret making me try Mastodon on your phone now, huh ;P)

yeah, new high score! I’m rocking it today 😧

(Oh dear)

@grob @DaveHowe Bitcoin being similar. You pay an extortionate fee to have fast transactions, or you must wait hours for your transaction to be completed in a batch of other transactions.