I have a really really awesome and hot girlfriend who’s super cute and deserves lots of love and attention

also I’m really smart and very hot and deserve lots of love and praise and I want to talk to people but I get anxious and claim I’m being “mysterious” when I’m really just being antisocial. Please start a conversation with me if you’d like!!

(I love you, Evie. Bet you regret making me try Mastodon on your phone now, huh ;P)